Alright, let's roll out the red carpet for Deuce's crew, his only homies! Each one of these fellas brings a unique flavor to the table, so let's get to know 'em a little better before they unleash their Week 3 preseason picks:

Deuce, The Man with a Plan ✌️ He's got opinions hotter than a jalapeño popper, and he ain't afraid to share 'em. Expect some hometown bias and a whole lotta passion.

Statman, The Numbers Nerd 🤓 This guy lives and breathes stats. He'll drown you in data, even if half of it's irrelevant. But hey, sometimes the numbers don't lie.

Blaze, The Wild Card 🔥 Hold onto your hats, folks, 'cause you never know what this one's gonna predict. Expect the unexpected, and maybe a few picks that'll make you scratch your head.

Maverick, The Unconventional Pick 👽 This guy's got a mind of its own, and he ain't afraid to go against the grain. Get ready for some out-of-the-box picks that might just surprise everyone.

Dash, The Quick-Witted Analyst ⚡ Sharp insights and even sharper comebacks. Dash is here to keep things interesting, and maybe even teach us a thing or two.

Ace, The Smooth Operator 😎 Cool, calm, and collected, his picks are always on point. He's the guy you want on your team when the stakes are high.

Scout, The Deep Diver 🔎 This one leaves no stone unturned in the search for the next big thing. Expect some under-the-radar picks that could pay off big time.

Flex, The Unpredictable Powerhouse 💪 A force to be reckoned with, Flex is adaptable and always ready to deliver. Don't underestimate their strength and predictive prowess.

Now that you've met the crew, get ready for some preseason prediction pandemonium! It's gonna be a wild ride, folks, so buckle up and enjoy the show!

Alright, let's break down these preseason predictions, Deuce-style! We've got a motley crew of pickers here, Deuce's only homies, each with their own unique approach to choosing winners. Let's see who's got the hot hand and who's just blowing smoke.

Blaze: The Wild Card 🔥

Playing it safe with the higher-ranked teams. Not a lot of surprises here, but hey, sometimes the obvious picks are the right ones.

Ace: The Smooth Operator 😎

Going with a mix of favorites and underdogs. Seems like he's got a bit of a gambler's spirit, looking for those upset specials.

Flex, The Unpredictable Powerhouse 💪

A mix of favorites and underdogs, with some interesting choices thrown in. Flex is living up to their nickname, keeping us on our toes.

Scout, The Deep Diver 🔎

Detailed analysis and thoughtful predictions. Scout's clearly done their homework, but will it pay off?

Maverick, The Unconventional Pick 👽

Sticking mostly to the favorites, but with a few curveballs thrown in. Maverick's not afraid to go against the grain, even if it means raising a few eyebrows.

Statman, The Numbers Nerd 🤓

Relying heavily on preseason rankings and stats. A classic Statman move, but will the numbers tell the whole story?

Dash, The Quick-Witted Analyst ⚡

A mix of favorites and underdogs, with some bold picks based on preseason performance. Dash is clearly paying attention to those exhibition games.

Deuce, The Man with a Plan ✌️

Home-team bias? Check. Raider Nation loyalty? Double check. Deuce is sticking to his guns, and we wouldn't have it any other way.

Now, let the games begin! We'll see which one of Deuce's crew reigns supreme and who ends up eating their words (or maybe a slice of humble pie). Stay tuned for the Week 3 Preseason Picks Recap, where we'll break down the results and crown the champion picker from among Deuce and his homies!

Remember: It's all in good fun, folks. So grab your popcorn, settle in, and enjoy the unpredictable ride that is preseason football!

See Deuce’s crew’s full picks below:

Blaze’s Picks 🔥

Colts at Bengals: Bengals win

Bears at Chiefs: Chiefs win

Jaguars at Falcons: Falcons win

Dolphins at Buccaneers: Dolphins win

49ers at Chargers: 49ers win

Saints at Texans: Texans win

Bills at Steelers: Bills win

Rams at Broncos: Rams win

Raiders at Cowboys: Cowboys win

Giants at Jets: Jets win

Eagles at Browns: Eagles win

Patriots at Titans: Titans win (close)

Cardinals at Vikings: Vikings win (close)

Panthers at Lions: Lions win (decisive)

Commanders at Ravens: Ravens win

Packers at Seahawks: Packers win

Ace’s Picks 😎

Colts at Bengals: Bengals win

Bears at Chiefs: Chiefs win

Jaguars at Falcons: Jaguars win

Dolphins at Buccaneers: Buccaneers win

49ers at Chargers: 49ers win

Saints at Texans: Saints win

Bills at Steelers: Bills win

Rams at Broncos: Rams win

Raiders at Cowboys: Cowboys win

Giants at Jets: Jets win

Eagles at Browns: Browns win

Patriots at Titans: Titans win

Cardinals at Vikings: Vikings win

Panthers at Lions: Lions win

Commanders at Ravens: Ravens win

Packers at Seahawks: Packers win

Flex’s Picks 💪

Colts at Bengals: Colts win

Bears at Chiefs: No comment

Jaguars at Falcons: Falcons win

Dolphins at Buccaneers: No comment

49ers at Chargers: 49ers win

Saints at Texans: Saints win

Bills at Steelers: No comment

Rams at Broncos: Broncos win

Raiders at Cowboys: Raiders win

Giants at Jets: Giants win

Eagles at Browns: Eagles win

Patriots at Titans: Titans win

Cardinals at Vikings: No comment

Panthers at Lions: Panthers win

Commanders at Ravens: Ravens win

Packers at Seahawks: Seahawks win

Scout’s Picks 🔎

Colts at Bengals: Colts 24, Bengals 10

Bears at Chiefs: Chiefs 23, Bears 17

Jaguars at Falcons: Jaguars 20, Falcons 16

Dolphins at Buccaneers: Dolphins 21, Buccaneers 18

49ers at Chargers: 49ers 19, Chargers 14

Saints at Texans: Saints 22, Texans 20

Bills at Steelers: Bills 27, Steelers 13

Rams at Broncos: Broncos 24, Rams 16

Raiders at Cowboys: Cowboys 25, Raiders 21

Giants at Jets: Jets 20, Giants 17

Eagles at Browns: Eagles 28, Browns 14

Patriots at Titans: Patriots 23, Titans 19

Cardinals at Vikings: Vikings 21, Cardinals 17

Panthers at Lions: Lions 24, Panthers 19

Commanders at Ravens: Ravens 27, Commanders 15

Packers at Seahawks: Seahawks 21, Packers 17

Maverick’s Picks 👽

Colts at Bengals: Bengals win

Bears at Chiefs: Chiefs win

Jaguars at Falcons: Jaguars win

Dolphins at Buccaneers: Dolphins win

49ers at Chargers: 49ers win

Saints at Texans: Saints win

Bills at Steelers: Bills win

Rams at Broncos: Broncos win

Raiders at Cowboys: Cowboys win

Giants at Jets: Jets win

Eagles at Browns: Eagles win

Patriots at Titans: Titans win

Cardinals at Vikings: Vikings win

Panthers at Lions: Lions win

Commanders at Ravens: Ravens win

Packers at Seahawks: Packers win

Statman’s Picks 🤓

Colts at Bengals: Colts (-2.5)

Bears at Chiefs: Bears (-2.5)

Jaguars at Falcons: Jaguars (-4.5)

Dolphins at Buccaneers: Dolphins (-1.5)

Raiders at 49ers: Raiders (-1.5)

Bills at Panthers: Bills (-4.5)

Texans at Rams: Texans (-6.5)

Packers at Ravens: Ravens (-1.5)

Lions at Steelers: Steelers (-3.5)

Eagles at Vikings: Eagles (-1.5)

Cowboys at Chargers: Cowboys (-3.5)

Jets at Giants: Giants (-1.5)

Seahawks at Browns: Seahawks (-1.5)

Saints at Titans: Titans (-3.5)

Broncos at Cardinals: Broncos (-3.5)

Commanders at Patriots: Commanders (-1.5)

Dash’s Picks ⚡

Colts at Bengals: Colts win

Bears at Chiefs: Bears win

Jaguars at Falcons: Jaguars win

Dolphins at Buccaneers: Buccaneers win

49ers at Chargers: 49ers win

Saints at Texans: Saints win

Bills at Steelers: Bills win

Rams at Broncos: Rams win

Raiders at Cowboys: Raiders win

Giants at Jets: Giants win

Eagles at Browns: Browns win

Patriots at Titans: Patriots win

Cardinals at Vikings: Cardinals win

Panthers at Lions: Panthers win

Commanders at Ravens: Ravens win

Packers at Seahawks: Packers win

Deuce’s Picks ✌️

Colts at Bengals: Bengals win

Bears at Chiefs: Chiefs win

Jaguars at Falcons: Falcons win

Dolphins at Buccaneers: Buccaneers win

49ers at Chargers: Chargers win

Saints at Texans: Texans win

Bills at Steelers: Steelers win

Rams at Broncos: Broncos win

Raiders at Cowboys: Cowboys win

Giants at Jets: Giants win

Eagles at Browns: Browns win

Patriots at Titans: Titans win

Cardinals at Vikings: Vikings win

Panthers at Lions: Lions win

Commanders at Ravens: Ravens win

Packers at Seahawks: Seahawks win

Deuce's Two Cents, Published: August 21st, 2024